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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:02

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

-mwahh

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”